Woke up this mornin’, tried to sing the blues, but then- AW DAMMIT.
Dammit. I knew it.
Who knew the secret to end racism was to simply start the day 6 hours later.
want to lose all faith in humanity? Think about this: Someone, somewhere, actually, unironically believes this.
So by this logic I’m racist on weekdays.
“No..?” Me: “Yeah, I did..at like 10:15 this morning.” Channels inner Christian Bale "…OH GOOD FOR ME."
Whew, good thing I woke up at 2:30PM :’)
I guess I’m racist. I knew morning classes were a bad idea.
Afternoon for me
Good thing I didn’t wake up until noon!!
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JOKES ON YOU ASSHOLE I WOKE UP THIS AFTERNOON #Winning #Unemployed